Friday, March 4, 2011

Kitten Heels


You know what's never a good look? White pumps, kitten heels, and the deadliest combination of all: white kitten heel pumps. Gross. Listen trick, flats are great -- they're comfortable, cute, professional yet casual, and high heels are totally sexy and forever en vogue, so just pick and commit. Whoever invented the "kitten heel" should be shot. Twice. You're not hitting the perfect midpoint on the curve that stretches between conservative librarian and vanilla body spray/glitter-clad stripper. You're not balancing the fashionable with the practical. You just look like a weirdo. The point is, you don't have to wear a Velcro’d oxford to the office to be taken seriously, or a 7-inch clear platform porn-star stiletto to look flirty on your girls' night out...there are plenty of in-between options, but a kitten heel is NOT one of them. Especially in white. Trust us, that extra three-quarters of an inch is not making you a supermodel, and it certainly ain't worth fashion suicide.