Shoulder Pads on Women

Look, everyone loved the 80s. The coke and the money were as free-flowing as Mike J. Fox's feathery Teen Wolf hair. But those days are over. Now we have to worry about unemployment, climate change and trillion-dollar deficits. And Marty McFly has Parkinson's. I know fashion is cyclical and everything returns -- at first as an ironic throwback, but then before you know it, everyone from L.E.S. hipsters to Kentucky rednecks are wearing the same thing. So ladies, I implore you, DO NOT WEAR SHOULDER PADS. They are never a good look. Never really were, never will be.

The one exception:


Only you can prevent their return...