Same goes for NYPD hats. Unless you've got a gun strapped to your waist (one issued to you by the City of New York, not one that you bought at a gun show in Oklahoma), then take off that hat.
Monday, August 23, 2010
City Apparel
Want to advertise that you're a tourist? Wear a T-Shirt with the logo of the city you're in. Only a tourist would walk around San Diego clad in a crappy cotton T with screen printed palm trees and "San Diego" written across the front. Want to go a step further and look like an even bigger idiot? Put on a "Lifeguard" hoodie. Listen you fanny-pack, white tube sock, short-short wearing troll, you're not a fucking lifeguard. You're not David Hasslehoff. You're an obese Midwesterner eating funnel cake at Sea World. Go home.
Same goes for NYPD hats. Unless you've got a gun strapped to your waist (one issued to you by the City of New York, not one that you bought at a gun show in Oklahoma), then take off that hat.
Same goes for NYPD hats. Unless you've got a gun strapped to your waist (one issued to you by the City of New York, not one that you bought at a gun show in Oklahoma), then take off that hat.
